Wednesday, May 10, 2006

A New World Record!

We had a new student enroll this morning on our team.

With six and a half days of school left.

Kind of silly, huh? Well....turns out Rude Girl was a truancy case in another district and now Dad has custody and enrolled her. Well, actually step-mom enrolled her and couldn't drop her off fast enough.

And we soon found out why.

During homeroom she mouthed off to Mr. Social Studies who later took her aside and suggested that, with six and a half days left, it wouldn't be a bad idea to watch her mouth - the teachers in this building don't tolerate that kind of behavior.

During first period she made quite an impression with her behavior on her related arts teacher.

During second period we took all the kids to the cafeteria so they could sign yearbooks and she had already hooked up with our biggest troublemakers.

During third period she mouthed off to Mrs. Language who, like Mr. Social Studies too her aside and explained that we do things differently here.

In between third and fourth period she tried to start a fight with another student, cursed, then mouthed off to Mrs. Reading.

By fourth period she was in Mr. Enforcer's office, with Deputy Dude watching over her, and Mr. Enforcer was working the referrals that had been written up about her less than stellar behavior.

She was suspended for the rest of the year.

She never made it to my class or Mrs. Math's.

A new record....


Anonymous said...

that's pretty funny - I didn't realize she never actually made it to some of her classes.. i do know that she drove me up the crazy wall with her incessant jibbering in guidance. i had to take LOTS of walks that day!

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Brenda said...

Whoa! That is a record! Daddy should be so proud. Poor, poor step-mom.