Ten minutes later she was escorted to Our Happy Little Portable by Mrs. Sparrow who later called her back in to work her referral and added an additional two days. Miss Drama was apparently trying to stir up a fight with another eighth grade girl and decided she hadn't learned her lesson the first time (which is why she ended up with me in the first place).
Mrs. Sparrow called and said that Drama's Momma had expressed the desire to talk to Miss Drama and would most likely swing by after lunch if it was okay with me. Heck, I don't care. Our Happy Little Portable has an open door policy and I'm delighted if parents of my
So after lunch I get a call from the front office telling me that Drama Momma had appeared and could she please talk with her daughter? I, again, said no problem, and she said she'd just drive around back to where our building was and would be there in a bit. A few minutes later there is a knock on the door and this small, elegantly dressed and very professional looking woman is on my deck.
I told her that I didn't have any privacy for her to speak to her daughter out in Our Happy Little Portable, so if it was okay with her (and it was a halfway nice day), they could simple step out on my deck and have their conversation there. Drama Momma said that would be "delightful" and so Miss Drama, who is about twice the size of her mother, trudged out onto the deck.
The door closed.
And then the yelling began.
My first thought was "that little woman can certainly give her daughter what for!"...while my second thought was that I better turn up the music so that the kids couldn't hear exactly what she was saying. Every kid in Our Happy Little Portable was looking up from their work, eyes riveted on the door. You could almost see the thought bubbles above their head with "Thank God that's not my mom!" written in them.
This went on for fifteen minutes.
During that time I got an email from a teacher asking if I could send a kid in to pick up an assignment. I informed him that I really didn't want to open our door at this time since there was quite a mother daughter moment on our deck, but I would be sending a kid in as soon as the drama ended.
Finally, there was a knock at the door. I opened it, Miss Drama trudged back in and went to her seat (madder than a wet hen, truth be told) and Drama Momma reached out, shook my hand, told me how nice it was to meet me and then left.
We were all sort of stunned. That tiny, little, polite woman was the one that just ripped her daughter up one side and down the other? Man, what a woman!
Unfortunately, her daughter isn't too bright. Two hours later when the buses were loading, and I let my kids out to get on their buses, Miss Drama YET AGAIN, tried to start a fight with another girl.
She has been suspended. I'm sure she's having a wonderful, delightful time at home with her Momma. I can only imagine the dinner table conversations.
And the best part? Miss Drama wasn't even attempting to fight the right girl...she's in the middle of a big girl drama and got the wires crossed and was after the wrong person.
Big face slap on that one.