Make that lower elementary kids.
Today was one of those days. I've been
I didn't have a large crowd today, just Whiny Boy and three others. Which made it nice when we went in for our bathroom break because I didn't have to deal with impatient kids waiting on each other. I just let the two boys and two girls go on in and I waited in the hallway for them to finish their business and line up along the lockers.
However. One of the disadvantages of all the tile in the restrooms is that it amplifies the sounds.
So I was standing there and I hear the 8th grade boy getting after Whiny Boy. "Hey stop playing around over there."
Not something I want to hear, especially as we had a rash of bathroom vandalism last year. I was about ready to yell in for Whiney Boy to settle down, do his business, and hurry up, when he yells back at the 8th grader.
"Hey, I was playing around and peed all over myself!" he yells back.
Did I mention that the sounds in the bathrooms are amplified? And that Whiney Boy tends to talk loud anyway?
And that every kid in that part of the hallway with a hall pass stopped and looked back at the bathroom? Even the girls, who had just finished up and were heading out of their own restroom stopped and stared. I could almost picture the thought bubbles over everyone's head, "Did I really hear a kid say he peed on himself?"
Whiny Boy comes over and stands in the doorway, and sure enough there was a large wet stain down the front of his khaki shorts.
Oh dear Lord. Really.
"Hey Mrs. Bluebird! I was playing with my thing and I peed on myself!" he declared. Loudly.
At this point, nearly every kid within ear shot was giggling. I was having a hard time keeping a straight face and trying to figure out what to do with him. I couldn't take him back to Our Happy Little Portable, and I was considering walking all four of my charges up to the front office to drop him off to make a phone call home. Luckily, Mrs. SweetTea popped out of her office and I was able to flag her down. Which was good because she's the one who put him out in my room in the first place.
"Mrs. SweetTea, would you be able to walk Whiny Boy up to the front to see about a change of clothes," I asked. She looked confused and then looked at Whiny Boy. And the look on her face was priceless.
"Well, I see we've had an accident," she said quietly.
"Yes, I was playing around and I peed all over myself," he again declares loudly.
"Well, let's not broadcast it to the world, and lets go get some clothes," she said as she lead him away, shaking her head. "Honey, you probably need to stop playing with things and work a little more on having better aim," I heard her say as they walked off.
At that point we all lost it.